I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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