Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
