even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Randomize