Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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