Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
literally had 100 drinks last night.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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