Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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