i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
