We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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