youre lurking in front of me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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