Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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