he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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