no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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