I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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