I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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