it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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