All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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