didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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