did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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