I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she told me i tasted like america
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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