big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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