Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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