i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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