Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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