I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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