Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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