Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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