I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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