That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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