Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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