Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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