Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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