I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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