So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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