You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do vagina's smell?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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