Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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