Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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