I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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