Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship