we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.