My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Randomize
