Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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