Dual....:-)
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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