Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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