They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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