Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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