No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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