It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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