Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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