i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you have to choose: penises or morals?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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