Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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