We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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