How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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