i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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