coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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