I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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