Your tits are I can't wait for
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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