There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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